Mase is back, bitches

Ive given into the survey-takin' world of a "blogger". Im now offically a fat girl. But filling out these 100 questions has given me something other to do then stare down at my ugly body and contemplate throwing myself into oncoming traffic.

By the way, Mase is back in the hip hop game. Check out his new single 'Welcome Back' right here.

1. Who are you? William Richard Cunningham IV
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? I love music, parts of the female anatomy, and reciting quotes from movies such as 'Caddyshack 2', 'Malibu's Most Wanted', and 'Police Academy 4'
3. When you aren't filling out question surveys like this one what are you doing? Nodding off and waking up in strange places, gambling, and staring at my "Where's the Party?" monkey poster wondering to myself..."Where's the party?"
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time). English 2, Web Design, World History, Info Processing, Geometry
5. What is your biggest goal for this year? Bang a red-head and get hammered when I go to Ireland and Scotland this summer.
6. Where will you be in 5 years? I'll figure it out in 5 years. But most likely i'll be wandering the same road with no future or no destiny.
7. What do you want to be when you grow up? A fireman.
8. Are you more child-like or childish? Childish
9. What is the last thing you said out loud?"HUZZAH!"
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now? "King of Fools" - Social Distortion
11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes? No
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same? It depends on the day, theres no permanent up or down trend.
13. Does time really heal all wounds? Not the ones that leave scars
14. How do you handle a rainy day? Like I would a sunny day I guess, minus the going outside.
15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights? Having to sort out cum-covered luggage.
16. How is your relationship with your parents? Good.
Will you miss them when they are gone? Yes.
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you? I'm always aware of everything.
18. What is the truest thing that you know? Fish dont fry in the kitchen. Beans don't burn on the grill. Both are so true.
19. What do you want your life to be like, as the future takes clearer shape?I'll figure it out when things clear up.
20. Have you ever been given a second chance? Yepperz.
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker? Giver.
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart?Yeah
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you? My cousin kicked me so hard in the balls last summer, I'm so glad I didnt piss blood.
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you? Watching Keith do something awful involving my childhood rocking horse at my 5th grade birfday party.
25. Who have you hugged today? Mommy
26. Who has done something today to show they care about you? My mom had bought home bagels when I woke up at 1:30, and she KNOWS I love bagels.
27. Do you have a lot to learn? I suppose.
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?
A Make origami animals
B Speak fluent Dutch
C Write in cursive
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel? All 3, I've got a killer memory.
30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship? Sex and good post-sex conversation.
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?
A See Weezer live
B Hear H2O go back to their roots and put out a good album
C Start my own record label
32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?
A I'd want to die so I dont have to work as a slave on a plantation farm
B I'd want to die so I dont have to be stuck in a really small space for a really long time
C I'd want to die so I dont have to live with AIDs, but ive been OK with it so far
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?No
34. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20's: The Roarin' Twenties
30's: Depression
40's: World War II
50's: Nothing....geeze, i'm glad I didnt live in those boring ass 1950's
60's: Unprotected sex
70's: Punk rock
80's: Really big hair
90's: The Godfather III
2000 (so far): Celebrities spending way too much money
35. Which decade do you feel you belong in and why? 1990's, my real youth took place in the 90's, the days of childhood were my greatest.
36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song? I got a lot, but ill give ya two im really into now:
"Hurricane" - Bob Dylan
"Bad Moon Rising" - Creedence Clearwater Revival
37. If you could say any sentence to the president of the USA what would it be? "WWWWWWWWWWWAAAASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!"
38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?ESPN
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why? Banzai, the hyena from the Lion King voiced by Cheech Marin.
40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout? No
41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat? Fly
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night? Cause the Earth rotates around the sun.
43. What does your name mean? What DOESN'T it mean?
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space? Ocean, there's lots of cool shit down there.
45. Word association
What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:
Air: Care
Meat: Loaf
Different: Pink
Pink: Dink
Deserve: Dessert
White: Right
Elvis: Costello
Cilantro: Cilantro?
Heart: Fart
Clash: Bash
Pulp: Fiction
46. If you could meet any person who is dead and famous who would you want it to be? Rodney Dangerfie....oh wait
47. What if you could meet anyone alive and famous? Rodney Dangerfield
48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday? Goodfellas, Godfather 1 or 2, Caddyshack, Lion King, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Friday
49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do? Lots of pillows and maybe some chocolate pudding
50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? No
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...
Fruitgoogle: the tastiest version of Google ever
Ambytime: stupid, ugly blades of grass
Asscactus: a spiky hair on one's behind
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? A mess of myself!
53. What was your favorite toy as a child? Probably a football
54. How many TV’s are in your house? 5 that work
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? Play football
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? Horny
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? No, unfortunately I never got to surf with the cast of Happy Days
58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? No
59. What is your idea of paradise? A town made of pillows
60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like? Looks like Brad Pitt and is really, really smart
61. Do you believe in Hell? Yes
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? Watched every episode of TV Funhouse
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? One time I gave somebody a mint even though they didnt need it!
64. Are you a patient person? Only with people who I know aren't capable of doing something theyre supposed to be doing
65. What holiday should exist but doesn't? A rememberance day for both December 7, 1941 and September 11, 2001.
66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does? Martin Luther King Jr Day
67. What's the best joke you ever heard? I've yet to hear a funny one.
68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? Asia Restaurant
69. Is your hair natural or dyed? Natural
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? I'm so upfront you'd think I was in the back.
71. What is under your bed right now? A cup, an old action figure and my jizz rag......Gotcha!...theres no cups under my bed.
72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home? Go home
73. If you drive do you frequently speed? I dont drive but I will speed when I do.
74. What is the world's best song to dance to? "Shiny Happy People" - REM
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? "Feels So Good" - Mase(remember him?)
76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney
77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? I dont "do" zoo's
78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? I'm too much of a playa to be romantic.
79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off? If we jumped high enough we would
80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? Listen to music
81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick? Right to keep and bear arms
82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole? Equator, I'd have an excuse to blast my A/C year round.
83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? Watching television
84. What do you think makes someone a hero? Tight costume
85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? Animaniacs
86. Name one thing that turns your stomach: Someone really strong. Get it?
87. What was the last thing you paid for? Lunch
88. Is there magic even in mundane things? Mud dancing? What?
89. Get anything good in the mail recently? Yes, a poster and some stickers I won from Punknews.org
90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? Bowling
91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? Yes
92. What insects are you afraid of? Dogs LOL RFLMAO
93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say? "FREE O.D.B!"
94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? A "Hulk Rules!" t-shirt
95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? Keebler Fudge Strip cookies
96. What are your parents interested in? My mom loves cigarettes and daddy rides a big motorbike
97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet? No
Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal? No
98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans? Neither
99. What does happiness/joy feel like physically? A boner
100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring? A pillow, some girl scout cookies, and maybe a big stick for defendin' myself